THE KING IS DEAD
KING OF POOP CRAPS OUT...
... in case anyone out there lives under a rock or something,
singer, songwriter, unconvicted child-boffer, surgical freak,
and reknowned baby-dangler Michael Jackson has croaked.
sources are citing Cardiac Arrest as the immediate cause of
death, but it wouldn't surprise me to find out later that old
Jack-O, there, overdosed on man flesh and nut-butter he
attained whilst working a glory-hole at Neverland Ranch...
... no, that wouldn't surprise me one little bit. Adios, Jack-O.
KING OF POOP CRAPS OUT...
... in case anyone out there lives under a rock or something,
singer, songwriter, unconvicted child-boffer, surgical freak,
and reknowned baby-dangler Michael Jackson has croaked.
sources are citing Cardiac Arrest as the immediate cause of
death, but it wouldn't surprise me to find out later that old
Jack-O, there, overdosed on man flesh and nut-butter he
attained whilst working a glory-hole at Neverland Ranch...
... no, that wouldn't surprise me one little bit. Adios, Jack-O.
KING OF POOP CRAPS OUT...
... in case anyone out there lives under a rock or something,
singer, songwriter, unconvicted child-boffer, surgical freak,
and reknowned baby-dangler Michael Jackson has croaked.
sources are citing Cardiac Arrest as the immediate cause of
death, but it wouldn't surprise me to find out later that old
Jack-O, there, overdosed on man flesh and nut-butter he
attained whilst working a glory-hole at Neverland Ranch...
... no, that wouldn't surprise me one little bit. Adios, Jack-O.

5 Comments:
Anybody wanna buy my vinyl "Thriller" album? I am now... sufficiently thrilled.
Yep Jacko is in hell right now trying to moonwalk through the brimstone.
I hear his ?sister LaBoya is gonna step in, Doctor Chip.
I guess his doctor is the same one that killed kayne west' mama and gave, If Looks Could Kill, new meaning....
Accurate pic.
God don't like fugly.
I'll bet my pention that wherever he's going, Elvis is waiting at the door.
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