ON THE ROAD AGAIN

WATCH OUT FOR THE SPEED TRAPS...
... 'cause they're out there, that's for sure. them sneaky cops,
those shifty constables, them sidewinding troopers, those co-
vert sherriffs and deputies, them stealthy asphalt detectives
are all out there, making America's Roadways safe... or, not.
fact is, most of 'em don't give a fuck about making the roads
safer, or else they'd enforce important issues like proper sig-
nal usage, equipment violations, and aggressive driving. oh,
and they'd be making a concerted effort to get the bastard
fucks off the road who have cell phones glued to their heads
(we use Bluetooth technology, here at unbalanced). no, the
idea here is these fuckers with badges are trying to generate
revenue for their piss-ant little towns and unpopulous (and
unpopular) rural (read: BumFuck) counties, since most of
'em are inbred and relatively uneducated Hillbilly fuck bas-
tards who Can't Understand Normal Thinking. so, stay on
your toes out there, campers. your liscense depends on it... yup.