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Friday, August 05, 2005

THAT'S FUCKED UP

BRINGING UP BABY...... i was recently doing a search for self propogating medical procedures when i came across the image at right - - the new Gerber Do-It-Yourself Breast Pump. once you own this little gem, it's no longer a big deal to breast feed in a public place; say your'e going to Ford's Theater to take in a play....formal attire is required, but if Junior gets hungry during the show, well, let's just say that your strapless Halston gown was NOT designed to deliver a sloppy midnight snack. enter the Gerber DIYBP! just load up before Act I, and voila! giving Junior his just desserts is a snap (see top graphic) ! ergonomic and easy to use, this device will replace the "Baby-on-Board" car sign as the ultra-chic suburban status symbol well into the 21st century....so come on and grab one today, ladies; then you, too, will be my kind of gal! - - MSRP is only $129.99, comes with instruction book and video. sorry, tarp & towel not included.

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