ICON COMMITS SUICIDE ?
BURY ME ELMO
Surprise, Az. (UPI) - Sesame Street mainstay "Elmo" has taken his own life, according to hospital officials in this small desert community just outside of Phoenix. Police have not ruled out foul play, however. The childrens' icon was in a convalescent home, recovering from a septic rectal infection, and was found hanging by the neck this morning when the cleaning staff entered his room. He was last seen alive on Friday, when nurses changed the dressing on his bandages following surgery late last week. He had recently complained to friends that the staff wouldn't stop tickling him, causing the wound area to re-open several times. A note was found in the room, and the FBI has been called in to validate it's authenticity, a clear indicator that the authorities have a suspect or suspects for a possible murder case.Two orderlies and an intern are currently being held for questioning.
BURY ME ELMO
Surprise, Az. (UPI) - Sesame Street mainstay "Elmo" has taken his own life, according to hospital officials in this small desert community just outside of Phoenix. Police have not ruled out foul play, however. The childrens' icon was in a convalescent home, recovering from a septic rectal infection, and was found hanging by the neck this morning when the cleaning staff entered his room. He was last seen alive on Friday, when nurses changed the dressing on his bandages following surgery late last week. He had recently complained to friends that the staff wouldn't stop tickling him, causing the wound area to re-open several times. A note was found in the room, and the FBI has been called in to validate it's authenticity, a clear indicator that the authorities have a suspect or suspects for a possible murder case.Two orderlies and an intern are currently being held for questioning.
BURY ME ELMO
Surprise, Az. (UPI) - Sesame Street mainstay "Elmo" has taken his own life, according to hospital officials in this small desert community just outside of Phoenix. Police have not ruled out foul play, however. The childrens' icon was in a convalescent home, recovering from a septic rectal infection, and was found hanging by the neck this morning when the cleaning staff entered his room. He was last seen alive on Friday, when nurses changed the dressing on his bandages following surgery late last week. He had recently complained to friends that the staff wouldn't stop tickling him, causing the wound area to re-open several times. A note was found in the room, and the FBI has been called in to validate it's authenticity, a clear indicator that the authorities have a suspect or suspects for a possible murder case.
Two orderlies and an intern are currently being held for questioning.
expunged by doctor chip @ 5:22 AM
11 Comments:
Love the wit. Keep up the good work.
This is truly a sad day ... Is there going to be a moment of silence and whats kermit have to say about this all ?
s[!]tt[!]e
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Someplace in loneliness we find our true selfs
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I confess. It was me. As Mother to a 3 year old with an Elmo who Hokey Pokeys - I just had to put a stop to this entire, "Stick it in, stick it out" trend and frenzy.
Damn it all, this is a Christian house and we will not tolerate such subliminal demoralization from Satan's little red pet Demon, Elmo!
I'll be sure to give a written confession on my blog by this time tomorrow.
-Mix
awright! nobody move, or the FROG gets it next!!!!
your comedy seems quite sadly a tragedy
2 sides of the same freakin coin
dead love the dead, and bloggin is fair game .......
the art of kEith
you put your left foot in,
and you shake it all about...
"epplplb"
B-0
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I filed my confession and pled insanity.
http://doyouhaveissues.blogspot.com/2006/08/redneck-beating-of-american-icon.html
Amazingly they let me out on bail set at the price of "2 Tootsie rolls and a ball of lint."
On to find Bergermiester Meisterburger and continue my Holy War against Toys.
-Margie
Thank god... That little red bastard was getting on my nerves. Hopefully is damn fish starves.
oh, this just gets
better and better !!
"qiyqkrje"
B-)
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Thanks for checking out my site, Doctor Chip! This Elmo post had me doing my own spit take. Great stuff!
Bill, welcome to my little corner of the internet! people, click on Bill's name and go read his page, it's a riot! please!
"bqyebyul".
just accept it on your own terms.
B-)
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