SUNDAY DRIVE ™
WELCOME BACK.
TO SHTEIN CENTRAL.
well. through the magic of Blogger (which I'll get back to in
a day or two), I'm posting this from the future... the 14th to be exact, because it took 2 full days to boot the hacker who hijacked my URL. oh, yeah, you heard me right. some FUCK hacked my password, then STOLE the URL, for the purpose of hijacking my traffic. I'll give more details tomorrow, but for this post (which, incidentally, was going to be the greatest collection of toilet images EVER), I'll just give a brief run-down.
this is what happened...
Sunday morning (today, heh heh) I was uploading images for the Sunday Drive... the usual 45 minutes, see? when I'm done, I open Blogger to post 'em. but what do I get? NO BLOGS LISTED IN MY BLOGGER DASHBOARD! what the fuck!? so I do a quick Blog Search (Google) on "9961", and the above thread turns up.
my head started to spin...
... that's MY URL, with bullshit attached to it!
even a fucking blind man can see
that there's something evil afoot here...
... so, I try a web search for it. oh, this is all wrong...
... so, I have to start sniffing around. after a 6th (usually 2, mind you) cup 'o' java, I finally figure out Ive been HACKED!!
well, I have to fight back. that's when I realize
I have secret weapons at my disposal...
... not to mention a few well-placed allies...
several screenshots, emails, threads and phone calls later,
I have amassed the evidence for my case.
time to contact THE BOSS.
the Boss weighs the evidence, and the fucking hacker is ejected.
this hacker left threads to their own blogger ID #... and I knew how to find the evidence and prove it. this photo is from a bogus Blogger account profile page set up as a front for the heinous act of hacking my site, in order to steal my traffic for the purpose of spreading virus (viri?).
now there's egg on your face, you FUCK. hey, next time cover all your bases. it was way too easy to expose your stupidity.
FUCK YOU, HACKER.
go to hell. go directly to hell. do not pass go. do not collect shit.
moral of the story?
I AM a fucking doctor.
more tomorrow...
last week's Drive
WELCOME BACK.
TO SHTEIN CENTRAL.
well. through the magic of Blogger (which I'll get back to in
a day or two), I'm posting this from the future... the 14th to be exact, because it took 2 full days to boot the hacker who hijacked my URL. oh, yeah, you heard me right. some FUCK hacked my password, then STOLE the URL, for the purpose of hijacking my traffic. I'll give more details tomorrow, but for this post (which, incidentally, was going to be the greatest collection of toilet images EVER), I'll just give a brief run-down.
this is what happened...
Sunday morning (today, heh heh) I was uploading images for the Sunday Drive... the usual 45 minutes, see? when I'm done, I open Blogger to post 'em. but what do I get? NO BLOGS LISTED IN MY BLOGGER DASHBOARD! what the fuck!? so I do a quick Blog Search (Google) on "9961", and the above thread turns up.
my head started to spin...
... that's MY URL, with bullshit attached to it!
even a fucking blind man can see
that there's something evil afoot here...
... so, I try a web search for it. oh, this is all wrong...
... so, I have to start sniffing around. after a 6th (usually 2, mind you) cup 'o' java, I finally figure out Ive been HACKED!!
well, I have to fight back. that's when I realize
I have secret weapons at my disposal...
... not to mention a few well-placed allies...
several screenshots, emails, threads and phone calls later,
I have amassed the evidence for my case.
time to contact THE BOSS.
the Boss weighs the evidence, and the fucking hacker is ejected.
this hacker left threads to their own blogger ID #... and I knew how to find the evidence and prove it. this photo is from a bogus Blogger account profile page set up as a front for the heinous act of hacking my site, in order to steal my traffic for the purpose of spreading virus (viri?).
now there's egg on your face, you FUCK. hey, next time cover all your bases. it was way too easy to expose your stupidity.
FUCK YOU, HACKER.
go to hell. go directly to hell. do not pass go. do not collect shit.
moral of the story?
I AM a fucking doctor.
more tomorrow...
last week's Drive
WELCOME BACK.
TO SHTEIN CENTRAL.
well. through the magic of Blogger (which I'll get back to in
a day or two), I'm posting this from the future... the 14th to be exact, because it took 2 full days to boot the hacker who hijacked my URL. oh, yeah, you heard me right. some FUCK hacked my password, then STOLE the URL, for the purpose of hijacking my traffic. I'll give more details tomorrow, but for this post (which, incidentally, was going to be the greatest collection of toilet images EVER), I'll just give a brief run-down.
this is what happened...
Sunday morning (today, heh heh) I was uploading images for the Sunday Drive... the usual 45 minutes, see? when I'm done, I open Blogger to post 'em. but what do I get? NO BLOGS LISTED IN MY BLOGGER DASHBOARD! what the fuck!? so I do a quick Blog Search (Google) on "9961", and the above thread turns up.
my head started to spin...
... that's MY URL, with bullshit attached to it!
even a fucking blind man can see
that there's something evil afoot here...
... so, I try a web search for it. oh, this is all wrong...
... so, I have to start sniffing around. after a 6th (usually 2, mind you) cup 'o' java, I finally figure out Ive been HACKED!!
well, I have to fight back. that's when I realize
I have secret weapons at my disposal...
... not to mention a few well-placed allies...
several screenshots, emails, threads and phone calls later,
I have amassed the evidence for my case.
time to contact THE BOSS.
the Boss weighs the evidence, and the fucking hacker is ejected.
this hacker left threads to their own blogger ID #... and I knew how to find the evidence and prove it. this photo is from a bogus Blogger account profile page set up as a front for the heinous act of hacking my site, in order to steal my traffic for the purpose of spreading virus (viri?).
now there's egg on your face, you FUCK. hey, next time cover all your bases. it was way too easy to expose your stupidity.
FUCK YOU, HACKER.
go to hell. go directly to hell. do not pass go. do not collect shit.
moral of the story?
I AM a fucking doctor.
more tomorrow...
last week's Drive
expunged by doctor chip @ 12:00 AM
4 Comments:
Glad you're back, mother fucker!~
Now stop posting your passwords online!
Welcome back. Thought you got jihaded. Guess I was right.
Welcome back - I can leave the Chief alone now . . . . .
thanks to everybody!
this was pretty harrowing.
"moiltigi"
B-o
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